I was so tempted to stay with the first picture, for obvious reasons, but if this is going to be a warts-lobster-juice-and-all blog, then it's only fair to show you the after picture too. I'm an ex-journalist, with a book out on Amazon, and another in the pipeline, which I'll do my best to sell you, and this... is my life.
I wouldn’t say my world has been turned upside down exactly, maybe just tilted fractionally, but I have certainly learned something surprising about myself. Apparently, I have the laugh of a small fat boy.
A colleague told me this last week, when I being nice...