I was so tempted to stay with the first picture, for obvious reasons, but if this is going to be a warts-lobster-juice-and-all blog, then it's only fair to show you the after picture too. I'm an ex-journalist, with a book out on Amazon, and another in the pipeline, which I'll do my best to sell you, and this... is my life.
My sister Rachel is treating me to a spa day. It’s at Clarice House in Bury St Edmunds and bursting at the seams with excited ladies of a certain age as we arrive.
It’s almost scarily efficient, with registration forms, medical forms, itineraries and guided tou...
I’m off on holiday yet again. I have been a maelstrom of activity over the last three weeks, what with all the constant packing of travel irons and filched miniature bottles of shampoo I’ve had to pile up, put away and then re-pile again.
First a week abroad, t...