Oct 25, 20147 minNew Irons and Birthdays"We might as well try it," says Mr Young. "I mean, what can go wrong? It just has to get hot and steamy, after all."
Sep 10, 20145 minFeng Shui for eye infectionsI Google 'unsympathetic husband Feng Shui solutions'. We may need to move our ensuite toilet.
Aug 24, 20146 minRunaway Cats and Chasing WaspsWe trudge home, compulsively calling "Murphy? Murphy?" until I worry it will become a nervous tic, in a Tourettes sort of way.
Aug 14, 20147 minEdinburgh Fringe and Puppy TrainingI miss the endless vacuuming, ..inappropriate humping of guests' legs. Sure, Mr Young does his best to fill the void, but it's not the same.
Apr 4, 20147 minFarting in PublicIt's not a ladylike fart. It's impressively musical, though, like an opera singer going through her warming-up exercises.