Jun 19, 20126 minA dachshund called MirandaMr Young has been reading a lifestyle magazine - never a good thing. He's so impressionable.
May 29, 20127 minPoetry and Couscous I leave him, still sitting in the middle of the road with ketchup stains down his front, and slink home with my untouched couscous salad.
Mar 14, 20125 minHoist by my own summer petardThere's no neat folding involved. No tissue paper and lavender bags. Just sad little bundles of creased material ...
Feb 15, 20126 minOff the wagon and dealing with ear waxWell, if ever alcohol could be called a damp squib, then I would have done so last night, and in the strongest terms possible...
Feb 12, 20126 minGusto, our imaginary dogPicturing myself in a bonnet and Mr Young in a cravat and extravagant sideburns, eating mutton and plum pudding...