Apr 25, 20114 minMr Young dons his Hawaiian shirt"Get outta my way!" I shout, waving my wooden spoon at him. He doesn't move. He's not stupid.
Apr 16, 20115 minDull Mum and the small fat boy"Well," he says, "you've got three laughs; the small fat boy one, the sort of cackle thing and the guffaw."
Apr 10, 20115 minTroubleshooting coffee makers"Why don't we just cut your legs off and put you on castors? That would make it really easy for you to move about."
Mar 29, 20117 minHearing tests and mumbling husbandsHe says, "She's hiding behind the cupboard door because she hated it."
Mar 19, 20114 minOverboden and squailing"Did you just try and squat and then fall over?" I ask him after a few seconds of deliberately not laughing. "Yes," he says.